Across the pond... and back again.

A current Florida Gator temporarily relocated to the west of Ireland..

09 June 2006

A few things I've learned in Ireland...

- Many people insert a paranthetical 'like' at the end of a sentence.. Example: 'That's the craic, like.'
- Telly anchors pronounce the letter 'R' as 'Or'.. Example: 'Welcome to (o)RTE news.'
- No one ever gives the exact time.. it is always 'half past', 'quarter after', 'quarter till'.
- Instead of saying 'That man is walking along the street'.. many will say 'Your man is walking along the street.'
- Ice cubes are not that big here -- and when someone has them, they are a commodity. I went to a coffee shop in the city centre yesterday, asked for an 'iced chai'.. so they put in the freezer after they made it. I kid you not.
- Tea breaks are a standard part of the work day.
- 'Rape' is legally called 'unlawful carnal knowledge'.
- The 'standard' work week is 37.5 hours -- not forty.
- You are much more likely to see someone texting on a mobile than talking on a mobile.
- Unless the temperature is over 25 degrees celsius (about 77 F) for more than 3 days, sandals and shorts are dead give away that you are American.
- Many people roll their own cigarettes here.
- Sunscreen is expensive.
- Drunk Galwegians enjoy impersonating residents of Dublin's D4 district. (This link is actually pretty funny, too.)
- A pint of Guinness is often cheaper than a pint of Bulmer's.
- While Galway may be one of Europe's 'fastest growing cities', its population only increases by about 7000 people per year.
- When the temperature increases above 25C, you are bound to find every third person eating an ice cream cone.

More to come later on, I'm sure, like. ;)

Cheers! -J

5 Comments:

  • At 6:40 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Brilliant.

     
  • At 10:13 AM, Blogger megan said…

    JOEY!!!!!!! I'm coming to Ireland on June 26th and leaving July 12th! No official plans yet so we must meet up! I think i'll be visiting a friend of the family somewhere near galway so i'll let you know... :-) hope everything is going well, sounds like you're keeping busy w/adventures and such! hope to see you soon!

     
  • At 10:43 AM, Blogger Matt Sokoloff said…

    Looks like someone is having lots of fun...miss you lots. You should come and visit NYC on your way home. Also check out my NYC blog...MizzouNYC.wordpress.com

     
  • At 6:25 PM, Blogger Matt Soicher said…

    a) what would lead you to realize that "rape" is infact known as "unlawful carnal knowledge" in Ireland?

    b) your mom is walking along the street.

     
  • At 8:18 AM, Blogger Joey said…

    Soich,

    (a) In regards to 'unlawful carnal knowledge' -- here is an article from RTE news.

    (b) Penny wanted me to give you her regards after she left this morning. ;)

    -J

     

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